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Posted by mel at 7:13 PM


I, MELANIE TAN, kind heartedly took hero out for a walk this evening. i thought, this walk would have some kind of potential for us to bond. what a load of bullshit. our degree of hate for each other has undoubtedly increased by a freaking 1000%. i find this so bloody unbelievable! didnt any of the extra dog treats mean anything? uhhhh. stupid dog wont quit chasing passing by runners. stupid dog wont quit trying to munch butterflies. stupid dog bizarrely thinks that airborne balls are his doggie treats. on top of that all, he refused to exit the field. omgosh, so there i was trying every way possible to get him out of field grounds. it all added up to a billion failed attempts. being the giver upper i am, i texted mum to come save me from this almost human dog, really he has so much human qualities/ emotions, it freaks me in a way. i think mum has mistaken him for her other 'child'. mum still had the heart to bring him to another field for a run, i, on the other hand had a flaming heart so i walked home. annoyance, frustration and defeat doesnt spell a good ending. all hail the brilliance of technology.


note to all people who are currently in the process of buying a dog - buy a toy dog or an averaged sized one at least, BECAUSE..

*you do not want to be dragged along pathways during dog walks. 
*you do not your wrist strangled by the leash. 
*i am certain that you do not want to pick up 100 kgs of shit and carry the bag throughout your whole, entire dog walk.
*you want to be able to man-handle your dog, not the other way round.
*they have jaws of terrapins; they just cling on to your hand despite how loud you scream.
*they malt like bonkers.

that said, my love for big dogs hasnt faded. im just experiencing life with golden retrievers; so painful...nomore big dogs after this one. they're perfect for cuddling but i think the cons outshine the pros big time.

 

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